Kiran Ichi Ban!

Kiran Chetry In The Bathtub!!!

OK, listen. A basic sense of fairness and a healthy fear of alienating our readers (you are out there, right?) compells me to admit, there is no actual footage (at least not here) of Kiran Chetry in the bathtub. They do talk about it, and that Chris Knowles guy makes an appearance (so you know it's not too recent) but nevertheless, I would like to emphasize:

KIRAN CHETRY IN THE BATHTUB!!!

Action Alert!

From a website with a terrric name -- Kiran Chetry, Beautiful Goddess, Beauty, Art Thou is Kiran! -- but unfortunately seems to be abandoned, I found this very good idea:

Kiran Chetry Is Without a Doubt the Most Beautiful Woman On Planet Earth...The World and The Universe! But It Seems That Our Kiran Is Not On Fox News Enough!! Voice Your Support To Fox To Put The Lovely Kiran On the Air More! I Would Like to See Her On 24/7, But I Know That Would Never Happen in a Million Years!! Fox News

I just sent them an email. If you care about Kiran Chetry, and want what's best for her -- which is also what's best for all of us, I would think, please tell Fox News to put Kiran Chetry on the air more!

Follow the link where it says "Fox News" and tell the suits at News Corp. what they need to do to attract larger television audiences and with that, greater ad revenue: PUT KIRAN CHETRY ON THE AIR MORE!

Shake Up, Shake Up, Shake Up Like A Polaroid Picture

Now all Beyonces and Lucy Lius, and Kieran Chetrys, get on the floor...

OK, I admit that makes no sense, even by my standards. But things are definitely shaking at Fox & Friends weekends, because the greatest undertaking by a teenager since Joan of Arc led her nation into battle, TV Newser, tells us:

FNC's Julian Phillips is losing his Fox & Friends Weekend anchor gig, FTVLive reports. The site says Phillips couldn't muster up on-screen chemistry with Kiran Chetry and Alisyn Camerota. D.C. correspondent Kelly Wright will replace Phillips "as soon as this weekend." 

Well, I don't think this comes as a great surprise to anyone, and probably not to Mr. Phillips, either. His commentary didn't mesh very well with the others, he really just didn't seem to be on the same page at all. But Kelly Wright is cool.

I'm sure this is a hard thing for everyone, but Fox management made the right decision. And now, there's just one question left to ask:

Did she know something we didn't?